A brash princess travelling in a strange land. Everyone is so milquetoast that the mildest insult leaves them paralyzed with self esteem damage. The religon is very prevelant and strong, and insists that everyone be very very polite and upbeat at all times. Pirates attack the travelers ship that the princess is on, and she is astonished to see that it is painted with "YOU SUCK!" and "We are allies to strangers! You don't want to be on this ship". The natives are all down writhing and exclaiming "I DO suck!!! WAAAAAAAH! I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF!"